While googling to confirm that linguistics is, indeed, gay-dense.
Because gayest = worst…
"You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino’s new novel, If on a winter’s night a traveler."
— If on a winter’s night a traveler by Italo Calvino
"I am a man: sufficient reason for being miserable."
— Menander
![My thoughts in non-major English classes.
fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:
[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [“I just really relate to this character because one time I did something similar…”] ” Bottom text: “ [That is not analysis] ”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhr6qnSXE91qhe5udo1_400.jpg)
My thoughts in non-major English classes.
[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [“I just really relate to this character because one time I did something similar…”] ” Bottom text: “ [That is not analysis] ”]
![I ALWAYS DO THIS
fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:
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[Picture: Background - a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground - a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “’Yeah? Says who?’” Bottom text: “’Harold Bloom.’”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpqdytegF1qhe5udo1_400.jpg)
I ALWAYS DO THIS
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[Picture: Background - a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground - a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “’Yeah? Says who?’” Bottom text: “’Harold Bloom.’”]
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This is every psychology test ever. Still, better than physics exams.
Submitted by potentialforart
Humanities major: you’re so lucky you get multiple choice exams. That’s like, what, a 25% chance of getting each question right?
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I want to date a man for whom I can play this as mood music.
"Philosophers, incidentally, say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong."
— Richard Feynman, The Feynman Lectures on Physics
"A beggar approached Sutherland and held out his hand and said: ‘I’m hungry.’ And Sutherland said to him, with the suppressed hysteria that lurked behind his breathless voice: ‘I’m hungry, too, for love, self-esteem, religious certainty. You are merely hungry for food.’"
— Andrew Holleran, Dancer from the Dance
